The Phamily Times

It would be extremely unlike me if I didn’t share the failed attempts of Delton’s photo for our Christmas card. After all, it’s what I do. When people fall on their face, I laugh at them. Conversely, I expect no mercy at all when I accidentally step on that rake and it hits me in the face. After all, I might have done it on purpose to entertain you, you just never know! Seriously, no matter how much I cry or how mad I get, or how I tell you that you’re the worst human being in the world, you can just say, “I’m sorry, but it’s funny when people fall down or get hit in the face. It’s your own rule, buddy.”

So, here is D-Money. We thought we’d get a picture, he’d thought this would be a better time to grab the train.

This one is really cute until you see Lenny Peters perched in the background. He can’t help it, he’s an idiot dog.

I don’t know but this pose is not really fitting for a Christmas card with a little boy on it. The look on the face is probably better suited for, say, Cosmopolitan?

No, not exactly. Try this time with more of a “smile”.

 Another one ruined by a dumb dog. They’re everywhere!

This one really isn’t that bad in retrospect. I love how he only wants to grab the bell.

Anyone for tennis?

 Anyone recognize that face?

You know, maybe these large pictures weren’t such a good idea.

And, everyone’s favorite, the failed Santa picture. To Mr. Claus’ credit, he nailed it. Delton? Not so much.

We wish you all a Merry Christmas!

Love, Delton, Cara, and Warner.