Archive for December 17th, 2008
It Was Only A Matter of Time
One of the most traumatic events of my childhood was relived last night. I don’t have any scientific evidence of it but I’m pretty sure it has happened to 100% of the people. In other words, 90% of the time, it has happened all the time, to 110% of the people. Or something like that.
Do you want to know what “it” was? I can only tell you in 3 one word sentences.
Delton.
Bathtub.
#2.
I really can’t go into any more detail without sending myself into a shock-induced coma or something like that. The only thing that gets me through today is knowing that I’m not alone in the what has to be millions of other parents that have lived through such tragedy! Can you believe this little angel would be responsible for the completely heinous ruination of the tub?
